Our first event for Singles Of European Descent is scheduled for Monday April 5th and will be held at The Cupping Room Cafe.
I vowed to go in with an open mind, and if I didn't come out of it with a date, I'd at least have a good story.
Fast Forward to last night: My girlfriends and I show up to Xino in Santa Monica, dressed up, and ready to make snap judgments about the eligibility of strange men.
We were each assigned a number and given a card with three columns printed on it.
I got off work early so I thought I'd hurry home and surprise my wife with a night on the town. I was singing to myself as I pulled into the driveway. I was just about to go get a hammer to smash the drawers open, when I noticed a gleam of silver in a pile of clothes in the corner of the room. There was also several thin little vibrators that I assumed were for purely anal action. The second drawer was soon open I was no less surprised at the contents in there. There were lycra miniskirts, stockings, and a variety of panties. I was even more amazed as I pulled out a full french maid's outfit, and a latex nurse's costume.
I was in such a good mood I hardly noticed the strange car parked alongside my wife's. I walked over and to my surprise I found a small key! Handcuffs, a variety of dildoes and vibrators, and several bottles of lotions and lubricants. Closing that drawer, I went for the third and final one.